I'm like Batman, except hotter and with drugs!

The name's Ivan. Ivan Baryd. I'm a graverobber, so if you leave your name and number after the tone, I'll give you Zydrate as soon as possible. I take cash, check, credit, panties, and sex. Cash, panties, and sex are non-refundable. Sorry, mate.

[[Ivan Baryd is an OC character for Repo! The Genetic Opera. I do not own Repo! or any of it's property, but I do own the fancharacter, and his title of GraveSaver. Ivan is a member of an organization called GraveSavers, which are essentially skilled surgeon's, many of whom are either ex-Repo! Men or actually still currently serving like Ivan is, who hide under the guise of GraveRobbers, but actually use the Zydrate they collect to assist in undoing the Repo! Men's work. They find a recently repossessed body, and with the help of the serum they shoot up with, a genetic enhancement, they are able to animate the bodies of the dead for up to ten minutes at a time. Zydrate is used to numb the pain so they can literally put back the organs stolen. Ivan only Repos men and women who he feels 'deserve' to die, and saves the extra organs to use in GraveSaving jobs.

This work is hard, sneaky, and incredibly rare that it actually works. But it is a movement. The four main members of GraveSavers are Ivan Baryd, Randallf Exlice, Elise Pierce, and Robin Barker, but there are many more. NOTE; IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLAY ROBIN BARKER, WHO IS A FEMALE AND A GENETERN, PLEASE CONTACT www.littlebluevialrelief.tumblr.com <--- Elise]]

We are few. We are proud. We will continue until we see this curroption change over.
littlebluevialrelief: gravesaver-ivan: littlebluevialrelief: gravesaver-ivan: littlebluevialrelief: gravesaver-ivan: “Now El…what did I tell you about sharp tools of the trade? You should not be handling such things without parental supervision. I will have to confiscate those immediately.” Oh god, whats that? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. I must have my FUCK YOU turned up too loudly.  “There you go again wanting to use hurtful words. Tell me did Randalf teach you that or did you learn to poorly insults people all by yourself?” … Randallf did teach me that you’re a fuck face. Does that count? Go screw Amber again.  “Did he now? Well, I must say you inherited your way to insult from him then. No, that does not count.” He contemplated that for a moment, “Maybe I will. I rather enjoyed that form of payment for the little glass vial. How about your sex life? Still non-existant?” Let me know when you contract a disease from all of the girls who “pay” you. I’ll keep my sex life non-existent, thanks. Oh, and have fun dealing with Randallf. I already got the phone call. He knows you fucked Amber. Enjoy.  &#8220;You see that is the difference between you and I El. You are so careful with your life and so sure of yourself. Me? I see no point in staying in line when Randallf finds out about whatever we did anyway. So, I just have to sit through another sermon, get my slap on the wrist and be on my way and get a free coffee to boot, though I prefer tea so the coffee does not really help me all that much.&#8221;

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“Now El…what did I tell you about sharp tools of the trade? You should not be handling such things without parental supervision. I will have to confiscate those immediately.”

Oh god, whats that? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. I must have my FUCK YOU turned up too loudly. 

“There you go again wanting to use hurtful words. Tell me did Randalf teach you that or did you learn to poorly insults people all by yourself?”

… Randallf did teach me that you’re a fuck face. Does that count? Go screw Amber again. 

“Did he now? Well, I must say you inherited your way to insult from him then. No, that does not count.” He contemplated that for a moment, “Maybe I will. I rather enjoyed that form of payment for the little glass vial. How about your sex life? Still non-existant?”

Let me know when you contract a disease from all of the girls who “pay” you. I’ll keep my sex life non-existent, thanks. Oh, and have fun dealing with Randallf. I already got the phone call. He knows you fucked Amber. Enjoy. 

“You see that is the difference between you and I El. You are so careful with your life and so sure of yourself. Me? I see no point in staying in line when Randallf finds out about whatever we did anyway. So, I just have to sit through another sermon, get my slap on the wrist and be on my way and get a free coffee to boot, though I prefer tea so the coffee does not really help me all that much.”

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